There was a gynecologist who decided to make a change in his life. He decided to become an
automobile mechanic.
Goes through the mechanic course, does very well in all areas and has only the final test left.
The teacher says that the final test is the complete teardown and rebuild of an engine.
100 points for teardown.
100 points for identification of any parts that needed to be replaced and any necessary machining.
100 points for reassembly, tuning and final operation of the engine.
He shows up, does all the work, feels pretty good about it and goes home to wait for the test result. His report card comes in with a score of 400 points. He is mystified and calls up the teacher to check on it .
The teacher said that his teardown was perfect (100 points), parts replacement and machining
was perfect (100 points), and the reassembly, tuning and testing of the engine was perfect (100)
Then he said, "I was also impressed with the way you worked, kept your area clean and organized
and all your tools were immaculate. "
The guy asked him, "But, what about the extra 100 points?”
"Oh", says the teacher, "I gave you an extra 100 points for the way you did everything through the exhaust pipe
courtesy
The Bright Side of Life
Answered by Dickfishman
